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This one’s for James. What are your thoughts about the evolution of Hollywood masculinity? How do you feel it’s contributed to your work? Have you ever considered how you’ve contributed to a toxic stigma? Also, will you be on my podcast?

A Dirty Dancing-esque remake with Zendaya as the wrong side of the tracks dancing instructor and Cara Delevingne as the rich girl on vacation.

When I was in college, I was sexting back and forth with a guy from my hometown. It was getting kind of hot and heavy, but I was in the middle of cooking dinner. My friend was at the kitchen table and when my phone buzzed, she looked at it and SCREAMED. I hadn't set my messages to… Read More

The episode of Community when everyone turns into zombies because of the top secret taco meat. Jeff screaming about how zombie Rich is stretching his jacket is hilarious. It's a classic from start to finish.

Another fun story about my life at the organic food mart: We had a sign-up sheet to work on Thanksgiving, as we would be open for about half the day and obviously most people wanted to see their families and not be stuck in gluten-free hell for six or eight hours. I had only recently… Read More

The most wild thing that ever happened to me in retail actually occurred just a few weeks ago: My best friend and I work at an organic foods store. I work in the bakery and she works in customer service. One day, she calls back to bakery to tell me there's a distraught woman on… Read More

Half of these aren't even love songs. Nice try though.