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My ex broke up with me on Christmas after I asked him to stop posting personal relationship on Twitter. He called me the C word and hoped the next guy was smart enough to stay away from me. Within 24 hours he emailed, text and called me apologizing. I don’t respond to any of it.

17. Plums. Not cherries. Cherries are two bins to the left.

My therapist said, “I don’t do behavior modification, I write prescriptions.” Psychiatry is much different than Therapists.

I get my hair washed every two weeks, a blow out and flat ironed. In between if needed I’ll use a dry shampoo. My hair is very curly and if I wash it every day or more often than every two weeks it doesn’t lay down right.

My ex mother-in-law told me that it was my responsibility to keep her son in the life he was accustomed to. His dad was a Senior Master Sargent in the AF and their family came from money. My ex was a lazy human. He worked the bare minimum. So I complained that if I wrote a check (this… Read More

Once my divorce was final, after he didn’t just cheat but had an entire other full time relationship that I found out about by way of my daughter (8 at the time) he called me and DEMANDED I “give him his name back”. He demanded me to go back to my maiden name. Nope. “Ya know, I was… Read More

My director put someone who was my subordinate into a senior position over me. I truly 100% had no issue with this. I took on mentoring her and training her to be the best ever. In turn she would go to my director and complain that I didn’t CC her on an email. For 6 months she got… Read More

I’m an aunt. My baby sister has my 8 yr old nephew. He was 6wks old when I took him to his first drag race. He was 3yo when we started movie dates, we’d hit Starbucks on the drive, then at the movies he’d get to pick and eat ANYTHING, then Happy Meals on our way home. He threw up… Read More

I should have never gotten a card. I only ever opened on account, but when I got laid off it was harder to pay it. I was always diligent to pay it off every month. Luckily I always managed to keep Chase from raising my limit too high. But after being laid off it would have been smarter… Read More

“It is, what it is.” It’s not. Unless you are dead.