Say "glass cow" one more time, pal, I dare ye.
"Turn that music down, doll. You're not on the Venga Bus now."
53 Glasgow clichés, translated.
You got old, Glasgow stayed the same.
"I'm definitely not going to the Garage."
Everywhere is the new West End.
Hint: None of them are Braveheart.
America may love Scotland, but not as much as they love clichés about Scotland.