1.
When Frankie Boyle got pretty personal with Richard Branson.
2.
Not to mention his Facebook trolls.
3.
When Sean Connery really didn't want to be in an Apple Computers advert.
5.
...or pull his punches.
6.
When Billy Connolly was hilariously rude about Glasgow.
7.
And so was Frankie Boyle.
8.
When crime writer Val McDermid shut down an anti-feminist troll in the best possible way.
10.
Oh, and his wife gets an honourable mention too.
11.
When Limmy wasn't interested in making friends with the 45th President of the USA.
14.
When Billy Boyd didn't spare his co-star's feelings.
15.
And when Michelle Gomez refused to be nice.
16.
When Andy Murray had no time for daft questions.
17.
When even lovely Lorraine Kelly got in on the savage action.
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And when Ewan was a tiny bit miffed at Boris Johnson's post-Brexit resignation.
In short, don't mess with Scottish celebrities.