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My hangovers are pretty much 100% nausea but there's no questions about that. And I'm only an intellectual drunk when I drink whiskey. Other than that I'm a sad drunk. And a sad sober.
Doesn't count because it didn't happen to me but I worked at Turtle Wax (the car wash) all through high school and one day I prank called another T-Wax store and told the manager I had an 800 pound show turtle I was entering into a competition and I wanted his shell power washed and…Â
I got an infinity loop with someone when I was really drunk and had ZERO business walking into that shop. Went to my buddy who's an artist about 3 hours away and had him change it to the brimstone symbol.
My Grama--She was very much a stereotypical little old Italian lady. Around 4 feet tall, around 4 feet wide, and always baking something--She always said to me, "John, I wish you wouldn't get so many tattoos. If God wanted that there he would have put it there Himself! Besides, if…Â
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It was great the first four season when it was more underground and indie. Getting new people to watch it almost felt like tape sharing in the 90s. But then every douchy, fat....just....crappy frat boy falls in love with it and it's almost like they…Â
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