1. A hypoallergenic, paraben-free, gluten-free sunscreen that is available in an array of SPFs, so you'll rest easily knowing your skin is protected at all times.

2. A cleaning pen you'll want to buy in bulk to assure all of your jewels (whether they're real or not) will be SUPER sparkly at all times.
3. A pet stain and odor remover, so when your furry friend gets a little too excited that you just got home and decides to pee all over your shoes, it's sort of OK.
4. Burt's Bees lip scrub you can apply before bed and let ~work its magic~ while you sleep. Now we just need to find someone worthy of our kissable lips....

5. A under-eye shadow eraser with wizard-like powers that'll hide the fact you were up all night watching every season of Grace and Frankie on Netflix.

6. A Kong Extreme Dog Toy so strong, even the toughest of chewers won't be able to destroy it.

7. Blueland's Clean Essentials kit you'll be able to count on to help you tackle any mess that comes your way.

8. Jelly Pop Water Gel Moisturizer that'll leave your skin feeling hydrated and smelling like the freshly cubed watermelon you only ever eat on a beach vacation.

9. OxiClean stain remover, a tried-and-true classic formula you can use to clean your clothes, carpets, and furniture.
10. A roll-on substance created to shield your skin from chafing and blisters when your feet inevitably begin to sweat. Break out your cute shoes, people!

11. A bottle of Truff truffle-infused hot sauce you'll probably want to start planning your meals around — it's THAT good.
12. And a seasoning kit from Spiceology that'll give you the perfect opportunity to yell "BAM!" like Emeril.

13. Glossier Boy Brow, because you deserve to have nice eyebrows.
14. A red wine stain remover, so you'll forever be prepared when you inevitably spill vino all over your favorite white shirt when something shocking happens on The Bachelorette.
15. Blotting tissues made of natural bamboo to absorb excess facial oils and banish unwanted shine in a snap. Keep 'em in your handbag and break 'em out as needed.
16. Dr Teal's "Soothe and Sleep" Epsom Salt for the ultimate spa night soak. Just bribe your roomie to feed you grapes and bring you champagne while you're in the tub to take things to the next level of lavish living.

17. Rainbow-tinted lip balm that'll leave your lips with a rosy finish that's basically custom made thanks to its pH activation. Dare I say you might actually FINISH this entire tube!?
18. A rust stain remover spray to help you transform your guest room's bathroom into one worthy of a million-dollar home.
19. A 24K gold eye treatment that'll hydrate your skin and increase blood circulation in your face while also making you feel like you just splurged on an overpriced spa treatment.
20. A makeup brush-cleaning shampoo, because — shocker — you need to clean those!
21. A stainless-steel cleaner that'll make your appliances so shiny you won't be able to stop staring at your own reflection in them (spoiler: you look GOOD!).
22. A Billie razor subscription to make sure you never find yourself without a razor on the ONE occasion you actually want to wear a sexy dress and show off silky smooth legs.

23. Or Harry's Shave with Pride set featuring a limited edition iridescent razor you'll probably admire every time you get in the shower.

24. Suede leather heel grips to help prevent blisters and chafing. They're so soft you'll want to add them to every pair of shoes you own even if they haven't torn your feet apart...yet.

25. A jetted-tub cleaner, so you'll never find yourself guessing "is that fuzz from my sock, a bug, or actual tub filth?" while trying to catch up on your me-time.


26. A mineral-based sunscreen with a matte tint so you can potentially ~find your lobster~ without looking like one.

27. Lavender laundry detergent from Love Home and Planet that'll probably leave you lingering to inhale your warm, fresh-from-the-dryer towels for a bit longer.

28. A brightening facial scrub that is nonylphenol ethoxylate– and propylparaben-free, so you can scrub away your day without worrying about harmful chemicals. You're welcome!


29. Bottle cleaning tablets you'll start hoarding after seeing how amazingly clean your water bottle is after just one use. Grimy water stains? See ya NEVER.

30. A garbage-disposal foaming cleaner to scrub away the stinky grime that builds up on the blades and in the pipes.
31. A luxurious citrus-scented cleaner you'll consider to be an actual treat if you're anything like Monica Geller. You DESERVE this.

32. The Wand, a handheld filter designed to remove the histamines and sulfites in alcohol that may trigger headaches and hangovers. This lil' gadget will have 'em singing out "blesssss my souuuuul" like one of The Muses from Hercules.

33. And a dipping powder nail starter set you can use to save TONS of dollars on fancy manis without giving up the joy you feel after getting a long lasting, high-quality manicure.

