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17 Times Donald Trump Just Wasn't Himself Because Of His Period

Donald Trump is SUUUUCH a grump when he's on his period!!!

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1. When he got allllll tired and grumpy and had NO TIME for other people:

So many "politically correct" fools in our country. We have to all get back to work and stop wasting time and energy on nonsense!

I know, Don, lord knows you have little time and energy to spare when Aunt Flo comes to visit! 😉

2. When he basically admitted that he's SUCH a nightmare to be around when he's on his period!!

.@realDonaldTrump: @HillaryClinton's worst nightmare is me.

God, but who isn't a nightmare that time of month?? 😷🙅


3. When he was cramping so bad he snapped at Fox News about their debate:

.@FoxNews you should be ashamed of yourself. I got you the highest debate ratings in your history & you say nothing but bad...

Donald, honey, you're not yourself when you're on your period!

4. And when he had so much period rage he started shouting at journalists on Twitter:

The hatred that clown @krauthammer has for me is unbelievable – causes him to lie when many others say Trump easily won debate.

You'll regret it when you're feeling better, Donald!!

5. When his flow was so heavy and it was making him SUCH a bitch tbh.

I laugh when I see Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush pretending to "love" each other, with each talking of their great friendship. Typical phony pols

There's no reason to take things out on your friends when you're feeling under the weather like this, Don!!

6. Like seriously, Donald can be SUCH a bitch when he's on his period!!

.@cher--I don’t wear a “rug”—it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.



7. When he just need a little time with a hot water bottle!

It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!

Sometimes a hot water bottle is ALL you need to feel SO much better.

8. When he was a SUPER period grump about Obama:

Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!

Don, baby!! A little exercise might actually help relieve things a bit? Try it out!

9. When his head got a bit blurry from all the blood pouring out of his body:

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time.

DONALD, MY LOVE, you're just a bit confused from all the bleeding, maybe you should lie down??

10. When he bled even more and got even MORE tired and confused:

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

BABE, just treat yourself to a massage this week! You're obviously suffering!


11. When he curled up on the sofa with some gossip mags to distract himself from his crazy bloating:

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

Everyone gets emotional and opinionated on their periods!

12. And then his period made him tired and grumpy (but also weirdly horny??) so he started trying to chat to Robert Pattinson on Twitter:

Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.

Oh, Donald. We've all been there when we're menstruating!

13. When the discomfort of menstuating made him not want to touch ANYONE:

Something very important, and indeed society changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: NO SHAKING HANDS!

I know right?? I don't want anyone NEAR me when I'm shedding my uterine lining.

14. When his cramps were so bad that it made him a little sweary and mean and climate change denier-y.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice

Seriously, a nice hot cup of tea can do a world of good when you're cramping!


15. When he was soooo bewildered by his own menses that he would just say ANYTHING:

Remember, new "environment friendly" lightbulbs can cause cancer. Be careful-- the idiots who came up with this stuff don't care.

16. When his period made it so he just COULDN'T contain his sarcasm:

I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!

"Oh, I'm feeling TOTALLY GREAT, THANKS!" 😒😒😒😷😷😷💦💦💦

17. OH HONEY, just take some painkillers and get an early nap! You're so periody!!

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

You'll feel SO MUCH BETTER in no time. ❤️