My fifth grade teacher didn't like me for some reason that I'll never figure out, I was a good kid, made excellent grades, and didn't get in trouble very often. One day I was recovering from a cold and sneezed into my hands and completely filled them with snot. I somehow managed…Â
Mine was when I was in labor. They gave me some serious stuff so I could sleep through the first contractions and as it hit me I saw giant cartoon carrots doing high kicks in the corner of the dim room. They were super bright and vivid and I remember excitedly telling my husband…Â
Or someone holds the door open for you but you're still a little far away so you do like a speed shuffle walk thing to catch up to the door to keep them from having to hold it too long. 😆
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