I’m looking for a mind at work but I also really need a job.
It’s Dumble-DORE, not Dumble-DORF
Keep calm and carry on, my wayward son.
Rick Riordan is basically the Steven Moffat of Young Adult books.
Let’s face it - we’ll always want it that way.
Who else can tattoo “No More Stealing Cars” on their stomach and get away with it?
“Was that his doctor?” No that was the anesthesiologist.” “But they said he was the doctor!” “An anesthesiologist is a doctor…”
His writing + his awkward acting = me on the floor laughing my face off
Wait…what are these tally marks on my arms….and my face…what happened?
I bet my Grandma would like it if she were fast
Listening to these guys was as cool as watching a Bill Nye video about space.
All we need now is one of the North Korean Army
I hate the Duke Blue Devils with every Carolina Blue cell in my body but Coach Krzyzewski actually did something right after their win over UNC on Wednesday
The Doctor can always make you feel better
Because let’s face it, you’d rather watch Stephen Frye just stand there than listen to LLCoolJ do anything.
Zoog Disney was the best thing on TV, so why don’t people remember it?
What our dogs are really thinking when they look at us with those big sad eyes.