The 25 Best Names In ACC Men's Basketball

He's a legend! No, literally.

While many people are getting psyched for the Super Bowl, I'm much more excited about college basketball. Particularly, the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC), home of many great teams like UNC, Duke, NC State, and apparently some other schools not in North Carolina.

Everyone knows basketball players always have great names, but this year, the players in the ACC have stepped it up. Though no one could ever beat Rakeem Christmas (Syracuse, 2011-2015), who even wore number 25, there are some real winners for this year. After searching every roster of ACC teams, here are the top 25 names:

25. Garland Owens (Boston College)

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I bet he loves Christmas decorations.

24. Elijah Burns (Notre Dame)

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He'll burn you with his amazing basketball skills.

23. Stilman White (University of North Carolina)

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Stilman White: a UNC fan's favorite white guy and beautiful Mormon model.

22. Jack Salt (University of Virginia)

Come on, any name with food in it is cool.

21. Crisshawn Clark (University of Pittsburgh)

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Not gonna lie, I just love this name.

20. Bonzie Colson (Notre Dame)

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Not only is his name BONZIE but he can make sweet moves like this over Duke.

19. Jaron Blossomgame (Clemson University)

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Guys, his name is Blossomgame. BLOSSOMGAME! Also, that smile *swoon*

18. Tyus Battle (Syracuse)

He'll battle his way through any game straight into your heart.

17. Rozelle Nix (University of Pittsburgh)

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At the last second, number 4 remembered his name was not cool enough for him to get that rebound.

16. Kyle Guy (University of Virginia)

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He's rocking that guy-bun.

15. Deng Adel (University of Louisville)

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When I first saw him play I said "that's awesome his name is like Adele!" and now I just say "why am I watching Louisville, they won't even be in the tournament."

14. Legend Robertin (Clemson University)

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No puns, his name is literally Legend.

13. Kanler Coker (University of North Carolina)

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Look at this cutie! I bet he loves Pepsi.

12. Ty Outlaw (Virginia Tech)

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Robbing people of good shots since 2013.

11. Sean Obi (Duke University)

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A few things here: his name reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi which automatically means it's amazing. Also, I am not a Duke fan (Go Heels!) but damn that boy is fine.

10. Aser Ghebremichael (Boston College)

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Ghebremichael is just so much fun to say!

9. Chris Brickhouse (North Carolina State University)

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He's a brick....hooouuuse! (Oh come on, don't act like you didn't see that coming)

8. Ebuka Izundu (University of Miami)

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Any name that ends in an "oo" sound is the best. Like when he blocked this shot the whole place yelled (probably) "IZUNDUUUUUUUUUUU!"

7. Dwayne Bacon (Florida State University)

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6. Torin Dorn (North Carolina State University)

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Say that five times fast.

5. Seventh Woods (University of North Carolina)

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His parents say they named him after the bible verse that says “So God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work he had done in creation." I say his parents were just huge Seinfeld fans.

4. Abdul-Malik Abu (North Carolina State University)

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Abu has 2 big things going for him. One being a name that can be prolonged until the end of time when cheering. Two, everyone will always think of the monkey from Aladdin and that will make them happy.

3. Beejay Anya (North Carolina State University)

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"And what's name for the order sir?"

"Beejay, that's B-"

"Sir I think I can spell BJ,"

"No, just wait for it."

2. Doyin Akintobi-Adeyeye (Syracuse)

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You literally cheer for him as you say his name, Ade-yay-yay!

1. Anas Mahmoud (University of Louisville)

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Every time the announcer's say his name it sounds like VA-VOOM! Like the sound we would all make after this shot where he's just like "Oh hey guys, let me fly up to the basket to put the ball in, nbd."