For who asked where Newfie is:
You got Newfoundland. You're attracted to gross people who make messes and drool in their sleep. If your dude has a beard he probably gets really excited when he finds leftovers stuck in it. They bathe often yet it's never enough.
My dog is the complete opposite of this post. If I wake up you early she'll lady across me to keep me in bed or she'll bury her face in the pillows and go back to sleep. No one told her 2 year old German Shepherds are supposed to be high energy.
When they said beavers would be good at making anything that needed a spatula they were implying it's bridge beavers have a flat tail that can be used as a tool. Get it? It's funny. You get it right? Guys?
Dodger is the coolest. You left out on your list the reason dodger is so Fucking cool is because he's Billy Fucking Joel! It's kinda my favorite movie ever.
I did not watch this video as it sounded stupid. I did however see a post about bacon and got excited to skip straight to the comment section to read whiney vegans bitching about murder and whatever else vegans bitch about. Thanks vegans, you didn't let me down.
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