Why Bacon Is The Most Important Food That Has Ever Existed

    Bacon isn't the Chuck Norris of food: Chuck Norris is the bacon of people.

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    This is bacon. Beautiful, smoky, salty bacon.

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    And these are the facts about bacon. The real facts. The SIZZLING TRUTH.

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    Move over, pansy. You're cool, but you're no bacon.

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    BACON.

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