2. 2. Pandas are not good under pressure.
When the going gets tough and 5-0 has caught up, your best friend is either sitting in handcuffs right next to you or breaking out her best Sam Waterson impersonation to get you out of a jam. Pandas seem like they’d sell you out at the first mention of bamboo.
4. 4. Pandas are not reliable.
Pandas like to climb and take shelter in trees but do not establish permanent residences. Will your panda best friend be there to help you analyze that text from your ex or tell you yes those jeans highlight your muffin top but just throw on a peasant shirt and you’ll be fine? Unlikely.
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