We cookied someone's car and wrote happy birthday in icing. It wasn't their birthday. They lived above us and were really loud, so we figured we'd have some wholesome fun. There was also a buttering.
Also someone I knew used to pee in the elevator when drunk, on purpose.
When I was like 19 I had just gotten my Monroe repierced, then went out to dinner. I somehow bit the back of it and ripped it out. I had to shove it back through, without making a sound or a face - as to not draw any attention to what was going on. I succeeded. It was mighty painful.…Â
I had just gotten my nipples pierced and walked into my room after my shower. My cat saw shiny things. I had to wrestle my cat off my nipples. Oh my god. Worst thing ever.
My mom was interrogating a boyfriend because she didn't like him. She was firing off questions left & right! "Mom... You can't ask these questions!" "I'm your mother & I can do what I please!" It got worse. She asked his height. Weight. Personal things. Then- SHOE SIZE. He…Â
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