Refused to throw away a ratty, falling apart bra.Plucked your nipple hair.Applied new makeup on top of old makeup because you were too lazy to wash it off days ago.Texted your BFFs about all your fiery period poops.Continued to wear underwear that's been stained with fresh period blood because fuck it.Picked off nail polish and left the little chips lying around.Febreze'd sweaty, dirty clothes as a quick fix to wear again instead of doing laundry.Got your pubes trapped in your pad's wings.Rubbed your prickly legs on your BFF for fun.Worn clothes with visible stains because eh, fuck it, no one will notice.Worn the same stinky gym clothes three times in a row without washing them.Bled onto your sheets a tiny bit but were too tired to change them ASAP.Enjoyed digging out ingrown hairs.Worn the same smelly bra for a month without washing it.Only shaved bits of skin that would show.Drip-dried when there was no toilet paper left instead of hollering for someone to get you a piece.Worn a pair of underwear even when you couldn't get the period stains out of it.Examined the amount of chunks on a really bloody tampon that came out of you.Worn the same pair of underwear for two days in a row.Felt satisfied when you tugged a piece of hair out of your bum crack.Been amused by the pube ponytail that formed in your holey underwear.Eaten pieces of food that had dropped in your cleavage a while later.Scratched yourself ~down there~ and did a smell check.Peeled dry bits of skin off your lips and left the remains lying around.Done a poor job wiping but were like, "fuck it."Gotten really excited over popping a particularly oozy zit.
How Many Of These Secret Gross Girl Things Have You Done, Really?
You've done SOME of these things, or you've LIED about not doing a lot of these things. It's totally fine to be a little bit gross sometimes. EMBRACE the nastiness in your life. Sometimes it's just really satisfying, you know?
You've done a lot of these ~secret gross~ things. Listen, it's A-OK to be a lil gross sometimes. It's a life that we embrace, y'know?
Listen, you've gotten down and dirty with your bad self, but if you think no one else has either then you have to know they're just lying. Who cares?! We're all a little bit of a gross girl on the inside.