Hey there! By now you've seen the CDC's guidelines recommending people wear nonmedical face coverings in public (and know whether or not they're mandatory in your area).

1. An "Ew, David" face mask for any Schitt's Creek fan whose social distancing vibe is ~a little bit Alexis~.

2. A Halloweentown, Class of '98 face mask perfect for those of us still waiting (impatiently!!) for an elderly relative to reveal we inherited the witch gene.

3. A Fauci face mask, so he can help protect you both from afar *and* about as close as it gets.

4. An "I Woke Up Like This" face mask for anyone who's still managing to twirl on their haters, even from 6 feet away.

5. A "This Is Fine" face mask referencing the only meme that has leaked its way into the cultural lexicon of every generation currently inhabiting Earth.
6. A Drake-themed face mask for anyone who's ~in their feelings~ from a safe 6-foot distance away.

7. An Animal Crossing face mask featuring Timmy and Tommy, the ultimate quaranteam.

8. A Taylor Swift-inspired face mask that is truly a Big Quarantine Mood.

9. A Disney dessert face mask full of everyone's favorite flavor of treat: MICKEY-SHAPED.

10. Or a Smoko face mask that is, quite frankly, an ode to all things potato.

11. A "censored" face mask if your love language is yelling "What the fork??" at everything.

12. A Dunder Mifflin face mask so you can be all, "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Ga-mask-ia."

13. A statement face mask with a *truly* timeless proverb.

14. A Jack Skellington face mask that will be seasonally appropriate for the entire back half of 2020.

15. A Baby Yoda meme mask so everyone knows that, much like Baby Yoda sipping his soup, you are quietly judging them.

16. A corgi print mask, because truly, what situation does not call for beholding the cuteness of a wee corgi butt?

17. A Hocus Pocus face mask to double as your Halloween costume this year.

18. An unrepentantly Starbucks-themed face mask, because why just drink your Frappuccino when you can wear it, too?

19. A Home Alone face mask for anyone who skipped all the way over fall and is already marathoning holiday movies.
20. A burger face mask that might make your socially distanced friends a lil' hangry.

21. A Beetlejuice face mask — that is, if you yourself are ~strange and unusual~.

22. A Gilmore Girls face mask to make you take a profound look at your life and your overly-caffeinated choices. (Just kidding, can you imagine?)

23. A Ruth Bader Ginsburg pop art face mask so your mask can reign ~supreme~.

24. A Darth Vader mask that'll either be your cleverest or laziest Halloween costume yet.

25. A cheeky Halloween horror-themed face mask, including one promising that you'll float, too *gulps* 🎈.
26. A set of face masks based on Disney Park attractions (including the Haunted Mansion 👻) not necessarily so you'll laugh, but so all your "Seriously?? Another Disney mask?" friends can have one at your expense.

27. A '90s print face mask for anyone who's physically in 2020, but emotionally chugging Hawaiian Punch out of a disposable cup at a birthday party in 1997.

28. A wine print face mask so when someone asks which you'd prefer to drink tonight, you can be all, "Maskato." (Sorry.)

29. A face mask of cat butts as an homage to the cat who loves you deep down, but still likes you best when they're walking away.

30. A rainbow White Claw face mask, because we all have *that friend* (and if you can't figure out who it is ... it's probably you).

31. A dog face mask for when things get ~ruff~ out there.

Psst — a few little mask tips before you go!
