liz_lightning

100% agreement. it’s also a huuuuge pet peeve of mine when someone calls their preference for things to be clean/organized/tidy “OCD”… and saying shit like “I’m OCD about ____” is so cringe I could kick a hole into a wall. yeah dude? you’re really just obsessive compulsive disorder… Read More

Her being like “That would be so nice. 🥺🥰I would like to be Emily 🥹🥹🥹🥹” is so cute to me I’m like ok bb whatever you want 💖🌸

Billie: *writes a song with queer lyrics and says she wanted her face in a vagina* Also Billie: “I was never planning on talking about my sexuality ever in a million years. It's really frustrating to me that it came up” I mean I’m a queer girl. and I get it.. we should all mind… Read More

As a native of the southern US, I feel that passive aggression was programmed into me as a child. Yes I’m generalizing and I know that this varies quite a bit—but we don’t tend to be the most outspoken population. So I think our emotions come out sideways in different (and far more… Read More

The spittin’ lizard dinosaur from Jurassic Park made me bawl as a kid. My Mimi turned it off and turned on The Land Before Time so I could watch some “nice dinosaurs” instead.

This is kinda dark humor, but this makes me think of something my late grandpa said on FB in July of 2020, roughly a week before he passed from COVID. it was something along the lines of ‘I’m much more afraid of a Democrat in the White House than I am COVID-19’ although we didn’t… Read More

this does explain the “good time bestie” really well. there’s a saying “you don’t go to a hardware store to buy milk”. that’s the good time bestie. she’s a fun treasure in my life but I’m not gonna pour my heart out to her and expect life changing advice. we just gonna yeehaw instead… Read More

a big ‘hear me out’ character that I 10/10 WOULD smash is the priest from Midnight Mass. idk what it is, he just does it for me. my husband joked that I have a repressed lust for priests because of my Catholic upbringing but nah.. he’s just very weird-hot imo

yo my first IUD insertion sucked. it’s not always agonizing but there are some cases that are so horrific that like, can we pls just offer a special friendly lil drug to ease the physical pain of insertion and perhaps the emotional pain of being a woman? I will say my most recent… Read More

Emmajonesy, glad you said this. It’s still a dumb as shit thing to do, but my first thought was “he JUMPED IN??? he just assumed the water was fine and JUMPED?” idk why I’m ever so slightly comforted that he at least wanted to check it first