Kylie Jenner! A star who, I think I can say with confidence, is not at all like us.
Just last weekend, Kylie threw a birthday party for her 2-year-old daughter Stormi that reportedly cost $100,000. And remember that tour of her office, which features a champagne vending machine and M&Ms emblazoned with her face? Yeah.
So when Harper's Bazaar dropped a video of Kylie detailing everything she eats in a typical day, I assumed it wasn't going to be the most relatable content. And I was right!
To begin her day, Kylie explains, she drinks a nice cup of bone broth mixed with lavender and lemon. Apparently it has health benefits.
In fact, later in the video Kylie reveals the bone broth isn't just a morning beverage — she's pretty much always sipping on it and apparently drinks at least two jars of it every day.
Kylie says she can't eat the same thing for lunch every day, but typically she'll make herself something like lemon chicken with vegetables, or tacos, or she'll get one of those giant Health Nut salads the Kardashians are always eating on KUWTK.
She goes on to say her favourite "cheat meal" is In-N-Out and reveals that when she was pregnant with Stormi, she ate at In-N-Out "at least once a week".
And speaking of Stormi, apparently the 2-year-old loves bagels so much that Kylie recently heard her saying "bagel" in her sleep.
Oh, and Kylie also revealed her trick for curbing late-night cravings — she keeps a pre-sliced apple by her bed and gets so comfortable that she's too lazy to move and has no choice but to eat the apple if she gets hungry.
So there you have it! You can watch Kylie's food diary in all its glory here:
