Went to rockfest in Canada a few years ago and the worst thing I saw was there was a row of Porta potties and behind them was a dumpster. Guys were peeing there and it created a muddy path and someone ran though it and fell in the urine/mud. It was gross. Also there was a lesbian…Â
I decided to help my friend take his younger cousins to a matinee showing of the new Spongebob movie on valentine's day a few years ago. Worst idea ever. Screaming small children, cheerios being thrown, children touching us, and a terrible movie. It made me never want children.
So my first experience with a penis was when I was giving this guy a blow job. Well for starters I went to his house and had to sit politely and talk to his mom. Then while we're were in his room his grandma was banging at the door cause she couldn't get her cell phone to work and…Â
You were the worst type of bully. You were my best friend but you took advantage of me in every single way and made me feel like shit. It took me 3 years to realize and now that I'm gone I'm way happier and I don't feel like walking on eggshells anymore.
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