1. Fooling around with a penis or two (or even 12, depending on what you’re in the mood for) can be fun.
2. But sometimes things can go horribly, horribly wrong.
3. Maybe you tried deep-throating your boyfriend for the first time, but his penis was just too big and you threw up all over him.
4. Perhaps you tried anal and removed your penis from your mate’s butt, releasing a waterfall of shit.
5. Maybe you thought you had some ~alone time~ in your dorm room, but your roommate surprised you and saw EVERYTHING.
6. Or maybe you were casually hanging out with friends and somehow broke your penis. Hey, it happens!
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