1. The world was introduced to Salt Bae.
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2. Michelle Obama gave some serious side-eye.
Michelle Obama is not impressed by Melania Trump's gift giving ability.
3. Someone gave the Hollywood sign a new look.
What the fuck. #hollyweed
4. George W. Bush struggled with a poncho.
Same
5. Moonlight, not La La Land, won the Academy Award for Best Picture.
6. Nicole Kidman learned to clap.
7. A lot of girls tried to get a free bathing suit, and it definitely backfired.
Sneak peek summer '17
8. And Fyre Festival went down in flames.
Expectation v. Reality for the biggest scamming festival in the 21st Century #FyreFestival @WNFIV @FyreFraud
9. Men caught up to the romper trend.
romphim? i hardly know him
10. The Babadook came out of the closet...and so did Pennywise.
Pennywise and his boyfriend, The Babadook are off on a date to get crepes and terrorize some kids.
11. A kid got free chicken nuggets for an entire year, thanks to the power of sheer determination and Twitter.
.@carterjwm is now the most retweeted tweet of all-time. That’s good for the nuggets, and $100k to @DTFA. Consider… https://t.co/gwYudjNVWZ
12. Kendall Jenner tried to solve police brutality with a Pepsi.
Kendall Jenner gives a Pepsi to a cop and rids the world of -isms. Y'all can go somewhere with this tone-deaf, shal… https://t.co/2kZ3drrbbT
13. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris split up.
14. Shaq openly voiced his flat-earth opinions.
And then took them back.
15. Justin Bieber "reportedly" shapeshifted into his true reptilian form.
16. The Ken doll was given a ~hipster~ makeover.
Why do these new Ken dolls look like they come with a pack of American Spirits and a messenger bag filled with viny… https://t.co/2i9LTdtArL
17. And Taylor Swift made a comeback, but might have also been carried out of her apartment in a suitcase.
Taylor Swift has reportedly been carried out of her house in this massive suitcase https://t.co/iIeamTRfFM
2017:
Everything happens so much