I complemented a customer on her shirt, cuz it was my favorite color.
customer proceeds to tell me about her latest hookup where the man wouldn't reciprocate oral.
my ex and I were long distance. he had bought me a stuffed animal with big ol' floppy feet that were really cute. at my college supply store there was another stuffed animal of the same brand except it was the same animal as as the schools mascot. it came with a little bandana that…Â
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