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Train to Busan. Shot right up into my top five list by the 1/2 hour mark.

Honestly I'm surprised that episode wasn't listed. That's the only episode of any "creepy" kids' show that ever came close to truly terrifying me. He was one of the only Courage "villains" who wasn't any sort of monster, just a person who was very...*off.* There was also the fact… Read More

See this is one of those things that, as an adult, made me realize that I was maybe even more of a freak as a child than I thought I was back then. Because I literally NEVER thought about this. I never asked, because it never crossed my mind. I didn't have any crazy ideas of where… Read More

Mine HAD to come out. Outwardly my face looks fine, but apparently I have a small jaw. Like, -they pulled a bunch of baby teeth AND the adult teeth underneath them that weren't even formed yet when I was 10 because there wasn't enough room in my mouth- levels of small. AND they wanted… Read More

You missed one of my personal favorites, that time when the answer was *actually* the blue whale but Alan refused to answer because he was sure they were tricking him again.

"weird sadface with upturned mouth" is the best way I have ever heard to describe the unfortunate look I have in basically every picture ever taken of me. Thank you for that!

I put my sim version of my last ex in a tiny room with half-walls until he starved to death. The other family members could still see and interact with him over the half-walls, but he couldn't get out. At first it was all good, but by the time he starved to death everyone was so annoyed… Read More

The water where I live is so disgusting it's a bit of a running joke not just in my city, but in all of the surrounding cities. It's technically "safe" to drink, but it tastes like you're sucking on pennies and if you let it sit in a glass on your bedside table overnight...let's just… Read More

I know I'm not a doctor, but considering how reluctant all of the many, MANY doctors I've seen over the years were when considering putting me on Reglan, I'm really surprised to see it listed here at all. It's not commonly prescribed unless there are literally no other options available,… Read More

Nobody told me that you could hallucinate from sleeping pills if you're allergic to them, so the one and only time I took an ambien I spent the next 8 hours being terrorized in a technicolor forest by huge unicorns that were breathing fire and farting rainbows. Sounds awesome, but… Read More