26 Seriously Fucked-Up Things People Have Done To Their Sims

“I barbecued my baby and fed it to the father because I hated him.”

We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community for the most messed up thing they did while playing The Sims. Here are the goddamn horrifying results.

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I had two very attractive Sims and they had a baby. But the kid was hideous — so I had it taken away. Then they had a daughter, and she was beautiful; but once she started school, she brought a friend home. It was the first kid.

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I’ve been marrying my Sim to men, getting her pregnant, and then having the men get eaten by my cow-plant immediately.

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I barbecued my baby because my baby daddy was annoying AF – then I served up the BBQ baby at his dinner party.

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I drowned the first Sim I ever made because she got old so she no longer served a purpose.

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I made the family from 7th Heaven. I even replicated the house. Once they had established themselves in the neighborhood, I killed each of them off in order of the level of dislike I had for their character.

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I created a bunch of historic dictators and moved them into one little house. It was a single room with a toilet and a fridge, and I just made them watch each other shit all day. They all hated each other and died off pretty quickly.

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I made my Sim have sex with an alien at her birthday party and made her husband, stepdaughter, brother, sister-in-law, and infant son watch. Then she had the alien’s baby, which I burned in a room because I didn’t want some weird green alien baby.

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The Grim Reaper fell in love with my Sim — so I made her murder another Sim every day so they could see each other.

–Preston Cadle, Facebook

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I threw a wedding for my two Sims and invited everyone they knew. Then I made them flirt and make out with every guest — including the family members.

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A burglar broke into my Sim’s house, so I had my Sim buy a cow-plant, befriend the burglar, and invite her over again. The burglar was eaten by the cow-plant. Then I had my Sim drink the milk the cow-plant produced from eating the burglar.

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In The Sims, I literally killed everyone in the entire town until there were no other Sims left for me to kill. I named him “Forever Alone.”

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I made four Sims and trapped them in four identical kitchens, without doors. I made them cook and cook until they all set the stoves on fire and burned to death and only one remained.

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I created eight teens, made them all enemies, put them in an arena, and watched what unfolded. I even had one ambitious tribute make a snowstorm with the weather machine. But then the snow turned to fire and they all burned to death.

–Rachael Crawley, Facebook

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I’ve killed so many Sims that the Grim Reaper is a close friend of the family. After he collects the soul of my most recent murder, he hangs out with the family, has dinner, and helps the children with their homework.

–Brandy Stormageddon Wheelhouse, Facebook

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I keep parental control software on my kid’s computer that send me screenshots every five minutes. One week I found HUNDREDS of images of Sims locked in tiny rooms without doors or windows, peeing, crying, and dying. There were more rooms lined with urns in the background.

–Oskar Minion Hillebrandt, Facebook

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I made my Sim start a relationship with every girl in the neighborhood, and after they all fell in love with my Sim, I threw a gigantic dinner party and invited them all over at once — just to watch the chaos unfold. They LINED UP to slap him.

–Tison Hiland, Facebook

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I made nine glass boxes and trapped Sims inside so the neighbors could watch them slowly piss themselves and starve to death as they passed by.

–Anna Domingo, Facebook

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I put a vampire Sim in the pool overnight without a ladder so I could watch them drown and burn to death at the same time in the morning.

–Emily Simmons, Facebook

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Every time my Sim had a baby boy, I neglected the crap out of it until Child Protective Services showed up because the choices for boy clothes were just dreadful.

–Mandy Kowalsky, Facebook

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I would hang crying clown paintings on every wall and then the Sad Clown would come to torment my Sim the entire day and I’d never let him leave. My Sim never slept — and neither did the clown.

–Denice Brown, Facebook

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I made a “perfect” family, except I made the dad secretly gay and made a household of eight gay men next door. He woohoo’d regularly with all of them. Well, one time I invited all of his gay lovers over and introduced them to his wife — then made him woohoo all of his boyfriends at once and made his wife watch.

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I made my Sims the characters from Grey’s Anatomy and locked them all in a room that they kept lighting on fire until all but two were killed. The last two to survive got married and had a family together. It was Arizona and Richard Webber.

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I had a family of starving painters and writers constantly making art in the basement with no food or rest to support my preferred Sim’s obscenely lavish lifestyle upstairs.

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I had a Sim I called “The Black Widow.” I’d have her go into town and make men fall in love with her. Then, I’d invite the men into the basement and delete the stairs. While they were in the basement starving to death, I’d make her go out and find her next victim.

–Colleen McEachern, Facebook

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My mom made a Sim of her boss and put him in a room with no exit and lit him on fire. I heard her in the other room cackling like a maniac while her starving boss burned to death in a puddle of his own piss.

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A nanny Sim pissed me off by putting my baby on the floor and going swimming. So I deleted the ladder and let her drown. Then I had my Sim paint a still-life painting of her body at the bottom of the pool and put it in the living room for the next nanny to see.

–Brent Basil, Facebook

Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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