"Millions of followers, adoring fans...he must be happy."
"Trying to hide the pain of knowing you slept with my daughter."
Is this a deceiving headline to get you to tune in at 10? Tune in at 10 to learn that it is.
"You gave me muffins, so I'm gonna pretend I don't think you're a monster."
"NOW I'M JUST YELLING SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE BAD GUY!"
"No one man should have all that power."
WHAT MEAT IS IN MY MOUTH!?!