"Millions of followers, adoring fans...he must be happy."
We're about to learn a lot.
"Trying to hide the pain of knowing you slept with my daughter."
Is this a deceiving headline to get you to tune in at 10? Tune in at 10 to learn that it is.
"You gave me muffins, so I'm gonna pretend I don't think you're a monster."
420 blaze it.
Your love life is a lie.
Pink pajamas penguins on the bottom...
"Smiling while comparing you to all her ex boyfriends."
"NOW I'M JUST YELLING SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE BAD GUY!"
"No one man should have all that power."
WHAT MEAT IS IN MY MOUTH!?!
You become at least 6 different people.
Wait for it...
A Jamba Juice nightmare.
Bottom line: expensive AF.
Because we've all found that wrapper in our pocket the next day.
"That's not going to solve the problem..."
"You know we're not exclusive, right?"