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Chuck Norris is a wuss in the Czech Republic.
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Arnold is....well, still Arnold in Japan.
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Leo doesn't care about no Oscars in this Italian flower field.
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...and then remembers when he goes to Japan and cares a lot about whiskey.
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Cameron Diaz is also in Japan where she shows off dancin' and talkin' on the phone.
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While Bruce Willis is super sleepy there.
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Ben Stiller is literally Derek Zoolander.
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This Hulk Hogan ad is basically a nightmare.
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And the best for last: a compilation of all of Nic Cage's jaw-dropping commercials: