There’s something for every deadhead.
“Here, wear this panda onesie and eye- fuck the camera.” -Forever 21 photographer
It’s G-Time, Not Free Time
The irrational fear is SO REAL.
OR as I like to call it: PUMP OR DUMP.
Yeah, we’re annoying. We know that, too.
You wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!
Because let’s face it: who doesn’t want to be a mermaid?
Spoiler Alert: Harry and Draco are hooking up.
Who’s got the chronip, bro?
Dangerous, bizarre and also kind of charming!
Don’t pretend like you haven’t been at least one of these alcohol-induced alter egos.
Or really any meal that involves more than two ingredients.
THE HISSING AND THE DROOLING. It will haunt you.
Gettin a little misty eyed over here.
Because we all need a little break from complaining about the face-shattering cold.