I’ve always thought he did love her. It wasn’t until after he’s told that he would take over if something happens to her that the idea of power goes to his head.
It actually works. He discusses about how mean his brothers were to him so he sees an opportunity to be something and…
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When I was a teenager, I worked at a grocery store and the creepy old security guard gave me (unsolicited) sex advice when I saw him in the produce department. He told me that if I'm going to mess around with a girl, I should always keep a slice of lemon by the bed. Then when I start…
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