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19 Questions I Have About "Beauty And The Beast" Now That I'm An Adult

Why is Lumière the only character with a French accent?

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2. OK. It's quite obvious that Beast is a tyrant and an asshole. But...did the fairy really need to place a curse on him and EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PALACE? Isn't that a bit extra?


In other words: If he was a despot and a spoiled brat, he probably treated everyone working with him horribly. So why are they getting punished? What evil could little Chip have done to deserve it?


3. By the way... What kind of prince PERSONALLY opens the doors of his palace every time someone calls at ungodly hours begging for shelter?

4. And doesn't this prince have a family? Like parents or something?


Let's do the numbers: The prince, once he became Beast, was supposed to have until age 21 to break the curse cast upon him.

When Belle shows up, Lumière says that "10 years have gone by" since the old lady came to the castle door with the "Rose or death" game. Are you telling me that he's been cursed since he was 11 years old? Where were his parents went all that happened? On a beach holiday?

6. How is it possible for this guy to keep his bookstore running if everyone in the town says that Belle is the only person who reads books and that's why they consider her "the weirdo"?

7. Another thing: Belle's favourite book (the one she's read 12 million times) says: "Here's where she meets Prince Charming / But she won't discover that it's him / 'Til Chapter 3." DIDN'T THAT GIVE HER A SPOILER?


12. And with all the perfectly fine cups they had in the pantry, why did they always serve guests using the only broken cup?


14. What happens if Belle touches the rose?


"No, Belle, don't go to that part of the castle, lest you find out about everything and you empathize with Beast and we end up with no movie."


...does Belle make THIS FACE as if everything didn't just happen in front of her eyes and she's not sure who this new guy is?

This post was translated from Spanish.


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