Caytybrady

*gore warning* When I was 11 I had an accident with a window pane and severed under my arm cutting my artery and as a result covered a lot of the carpeted downstairs in blood. My parents needed to claim on the home insurance to replace it. A guy arrived at our home to asses the claim.… Read More

*Nappies is UK word for diapers

I worked for an airline, so I’ve seen quite a bit! A hungover woman who kept vomiting on herself until I put her in the washroom and told her to stay there until we came into land. A woman who exploded diarrhoea into the toilet and vomit into the sink, added water to the blocked sink… Read More

You ain’t my muvva!!

I was flight attendant for Easyjet (a low-cost UK airline). British Airways attendants were on strike, so we flew a few more of their passengers to destinations during that time. There was some unsettled weather and it was bumpy. A passenger exclaimed to my co-worker “ughhh... we… Read More

I suspect the guys in #2 had been watching too much Freddy Got Fingered...!

Criminal. So many interesting real life stories around crime, but not all as dark as you would expect with the title. My favourite one is about a guy who decided to put a Buddha in a central reservation to prevent trash being dumped opposite his home, the unintended outcome was brilliant!… Read More

Only Pizza Rat knew the true value of pizza

My ultimate movie: True Romance. It really shows that true love turns up when you least expect it, when you’re not looking for it, in the unlikeliest of places. After a bad break up, that’s exactly what happened to me when I met my now husband. “That’s the way Romance is... Usually… Read More

#27 when Buzzfeed wants me to click a twitter link to read the full tweet