If love is war, friendship is a minefield.
If you can drudge through there, you can drudge through anywhere.
I can has cheezburger? No.
Sun, shopping, and so much wealth. Woof.
Due to a “snafu,” Match.com invited all men to a week “out.”
You failed? Congratulations, you’re in good company.
These men know drama… and food.
It’s been happening for years. Check out old school doggie-style.
Because today is the day _____ can happen.
Elves ain’t got nothin’ on you.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya…
Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.
We’ve all been wondering what those flailing paws mean…
As Sinatra said, “If you can make it there…”
Oh no, you didn’t! (But he did.)
Faux Bois is French for “False Wood.” While the term may be asking for a joke, it means serious decor.
Because we’ve all wanted to move in.
A friend showed me his Persian rug (no, that’s not a euphemism) and asked if he should do the rest of the house in a “maroon theme.” I thought he must be an anomaly. I was wrong.