What It’s Like Being A Vegetarian In A Cheeseburger World

I can has cheezburger? No.

1. Your sibling/frenemy/coworker eats without losing eye contact, just to rub it in

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2. …with every single bite.

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3. Or there’s the classic back-and-forth, “Did you see this?”

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4. No, thanks, I didn’t notice that.

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5. Then there’s the, “Maybe if you take a closer look???”

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6. And last but not least, the Vanna White

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7. Which is infuriating

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8. …and then you want to make this happen:

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9. Or this…

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That wasn’t you.

10. Because all carnivores assume you secretely look at cheeseburgers like this:

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11. But you’re actually just like:

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12. In fact, sometimes when you see cheeseburgers, you see this:

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14. They might as well be offering up Fluffy.

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15. Despite constant cheeseburger assaults, you refuse to react like this:

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Just say no.

16. I’ll just have a veggie burger, please.

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17. Occasionally, the waiter will ask, “Um, you know there’s no meat on that, right?”

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Yes, thank you, I’m aware.

18. Whatever happens, don’t forget you’re O.T.V. (One Tough Vegetarian)

Fact: Rosie the Riveter was a vegetarian. (But no need to Google it).

19. So don’t let them suck you in!

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20. Happiness sans-cheeseburgers does exist. Just learn to ignore the constant onslaughts.

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21. Plus, you won’t be the one carrying this around:

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