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Posted on Nov 4, 2015

28 Things That Will Make You Feel Old AF

This all literally just seems like yesterday.

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1. First off, 1965 – 1990 is equal to 1990 – 2015. Think about it.

2. This is probably how you remember Zac Hanson, as an eternal 11-year-old...

...and this week, he turned 30.

3. Green Day is now considered "classic rock."

green day was just on a classic rock station whoa

4. Freddie Prinze Jr. has gray hair.

#StarWarsRebels #Chopper Me and the Astro-homie ...

5. Your beloved Nickelodeon Studios is now a GD office building. The slime has long since dried.

6. Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 1 was released 17 years ago. Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 55 came out this year.

7. It's been 16 years since your favorite TV couple, Cory and Topanga, gave you relationship goals by getting married...

Disney / ABC Television

8. ...while it's been 25 years since Jessie Spano had her caffeine freakout on Saved by the Bell...


9. ...which is also the same amount time since Home Alone first hit theaters.

20th Century Fox / Via

Literally, Home Alone is 25 years old. Buzz, your girlfriend, woof.

10. If Bart Simpson aged like a real person, he'd be 36 years old today...

Fox / Via

He was 10 years old when The Simpsons debuted in December 1989.

11. ...and Tommy Pickles would be 25.


12. It's been almost a decade since Disney last made one of these classic VHS tapes (RIP childhood).


Bambi II, released in 2006, was the last Disney animated movie released on VHS.


14. Britney Spears has been a mom for 10 years.

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And FTR, Christina is now divorced and a mother of two.

15. It's been almost 15 years since you let Eve and Gwen blow ya mind.

16. You haven't been able to buy a Squeezit for over 14 years.

General Mills / Via

They stopped making them in 2001.

17. You haven't been able to buy a bottle of Fruitopia in 12 years.

The Coca-Cola Company / Via

They stopped making it in the U.S. in 2003.

18. You haven't gone to a birthday party at Discovery Zone in 16 years. That's because all of them closed in 1999.

19. You've been singing along to "Wonderwall" for 20 years...

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20. ...which is also how long it's been since Jagged Little Pill was released.

Warner Bros. Records

Forever burning an image of Uncle Joey from Full House getting a BJ in a theater into our heads. CUT. IT. OUT.

21. "Oops!...I Did It Again" is older than today's high school freshmen.

22. That means:

23. The Backstreet Boys aren't really boys anymore. Here are their ages today...

Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images

24. ...and here are the ages of those eternal teenagers from Blink-182:

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

They're also not even together anymore.

25. There hasn’t been a new issue of Teen People published since 2006:

Time Inc.

26. It's been 11 years since Beyoncé fulfilled her destiny of being a solo act by releasing the final Destiny's Child album.

Sony Music

27. Nicky and Alex, the twins on Full House, are now 24 years old.

Twitter: @DC_Wilhoit / Via Twitter: @BlakeTW

One of them is a firefighter.

28. And Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was on Fresh Prince.


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