brendanralphr

How does your credit score affect the kind of loan you get? Or how much money?

One time a guy was yelling at me for walking up the stairs instead of taking the escalator during rush hour in nyc when he was walking down them and we were yelling at each other and he threatened to fight me so I yelled down at him “I know you wouldn’t because you’d have to walk… Read More

I work for habitat for Humanity New York City, if you want to make the trek to queens, we can teach you to build a house.

When Monet's and Picasso's paintings are getting destroyed in the water. Like wtf!? I can't even.

I once hooked up with a guy who was good looking according to his profile picture but when I got to his place, I found out he was a little person. It was awkward because I'm 6' 1" and to make matters worse, as I was leaving, I noticed a bunch of family photos on the walls. He stilled… Read More

I remember the first time I had to give oral sex and I wasn't having it. I literally said "it looks like a microphone, let me sing into it." To buy me some time. I'm mortified to this day.

When you turn 18, don't download Grindr. It'll be a bad habit for the rest of your single life. It's fun at first but it's toxic and makes you mean to people sometimes. Just don't do it!

My ex would rub his stubble on the front side of the head. I guess this only works for queer couples and the bearded lady but it's oddly orgasmic.

I don't have a severe peanut allergy, I can be in the room with them but the smell is awful and gives me a headache.

I was on a transcontinental flight from Peru to New York and had had bad water the night before and could feel a beast churning inside me. I wanted to wait to get through the customs before going and was next in line when a school group late for their connection was ushered in front… Read More