prostate cancer screening is no longer recommended so what’s the point?
Mario - got it right - holy s**t
Response to 21 Jokes Only Pokémon Trainers Will Understand:
what a great idea for a post!
I take my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night.
Try the Konami Code on any BuzzFeed page: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A … seriously! see what happens!
Response to This Is The Only Art Lesson You’ll Ever Need:
Picasso did it better.
I’m learning so many great pick-up lines from this post — thanks BuzzFeed!
Mogwai that can get wet, eat after midnight, and/or be exposed to bright light.
Response to "Donkey Me" Refreshes "Donkey Kong" With ’80s Movie Skins And The Results Are Just Absolutely Bananas:
Response to If You Won The Lottery, What Would You Buy?:
I would diversify. I’d stuff half in a mattress, and the other half I’d put in tomato cans and bury in the back yard.
Response to 9 NYC Storefronts With Secret Identities:
I don’t think you understand how businesses work.
Response to What Book Should Be Adapted To The Big Screen?:
They should do a remake of “Bonfire of the Vanities”
Response to 21 Signs Your Cat Thinks It’s A Human:
yeah and the cat in #15 is actually making a local call
“Packing a Musket” by Jerri Blank
When you work from your home
and johns call on the phone
you’re a call girl.
When you walk ‘til you limp
and give a cut to a pimp
you’re a street whore.
When they’re beggin’ you please
to get down on your knees
near their groinage
“Excusa me,” but you see,
don’t you touch where they pee
When I straddle and squat
to show you my —
Response to 19 Things That Taste Better Than Candy Corn:
The vomit, the ear wax, Miley Cyrus, the bag of fat — all that my stomach could handle. But Spencer… another “Hocus Pocus” reference on BuzzFeed??
I never went abroad. It was great.
Response to All 50 “Bazooka Joe” Comic Strips:
the real ones were blurry and hard to read
Response to The ABCs Of "Friends":
‘A’ is for Another “Friends” post?
Response to The 10 Best Chewbacca Quotes:
I would have switched 6 and 7, and 10 is kind of a throw-away, but mostly spot-on.