A push notification from Netflix alerts you that season two of "House of Cards" is now available!
You immediately stock up on wine.
You avoid Facebook and Twitter for fear of seeing spoilers.
You lie back, get comfortable, and dive right into Season 2.
You immediately pause to brush up on what happened in the last few episodes of Season 1.
And... you're ready to dive back in!
You think about how you can incorporate the dialogue into your everyday conversations.
You blink, and then -- Zoe Barnes !!!!!
You need more wine!
You pause to Google: "is the 'deep web' real?"
You immediately delete your search history for fear of government surveillance.
You consider stopping, but the next episode automatically starts playing.
You pause to Google: "can senators really be arrested and forced to go to work?"
Suddenly there's no turning back -- the show has you by the balls.
You force yourself to stay awake for one more episode.
You pause to Google: "Zoe Barnes topless photos"
The realization you only have a few episodes left sends you into a profound depression.
You finally finish the season.
You question your life's meaning.
You Google: "House of Cards Season 3 premiere date"
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