OK, 2018 was crazy. Is 2019 going to be any better, or worse? What insanity will Ariana Grande get up to? What crazy food trends are we going to see? Will Taylor Swift drop a new album? Will Beyoncé ever return my calls? Will the Kardashians drop eight more cosmetic lines? Will you finally find love? Money? Your car keys? Well our writers have dusted off their crystal balls and set up their Ouija boards and hand-crafted some artisanal predictions for the new year.