Twitter is honestly the gift that keeps on giving. So on this rather dull Tuesday, I decided to gather some of my favourite tweets from my favourite BuzzFeed round-ups. Be prepared to laugh until you cry or shout "THAT'S SO TRUE" at the top of your lungs.
You can either just appreciate the tweets I've picked, or click on the links to see more similar tweets. Whatever floats your boat.
1. Sometimes people just don't get what they're expecting, but some of the results are actually hilarious.
I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes
And worthy of every goddamn retweet they get.
I told this negga to "crop my legs out because they look stupid" and he sent me this... WTF. I look like the Flying… https://t.co/I9dc8RKWjV
You can find more tweets like this at: 19 People Who Definitely Didn't Get What They Were Expecting.
2. Do you have a white person in your life? Probably.
white ppl: omg lakeisha is such a ghetto name white ppl: here comes my child daffodil ginseng blueberry yogurt
Will you find these tweets funny? Definitely.
POC: *jokes about white people not seasoning their food and not having rhythm* White people:
You can find more tweets like this at: 22 Tweets You'll Laugh At If You Have Any White People In Your Life.
3. Leo already had everything figured tf out.
Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.
Unfortunately not all straight men can say the same.
Straight men: homosexuality is a disgusting sin get that shit out of my face it's gross Also straight men:
You can find more tweets like this at: 22 Tweets Women Will Find True For No Damn Good Reason.
4. I don't know why, but I honestly laughed at this for like, five whole minutes (but that's probably just me).
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.
Oh come on, you at least giggled a little bit!?
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
You can find more tweets like this at: 21 Funny Tweets About Disney That Also Point Out Some Fucked-Up Shit.
5. Some people always manage to find the silver lining in a situation, no matter how bad it is.
Someone died, Beverly.
While other people are masters at using their genius for creative stunts like this...
Nailed it.
You can find more tweets like this at: 19 People Who Are So Savage It's Hilarious.
6. If you don't shout "omg THAT'S ME" then you probably don't have Netflix.
Me: Let's pick something on Netflix *years pass,decades pass, cities rise and fall, Bono finally dies* Me: Wait go back to documentaries
And if you don't shout "omg THAT'S ME" to this tweet then... idk, you've got your shit figured out way more than I do.
Adulthood is mostly whispering "For Fucks sake" Every time the phone rings
You can find more tweets like this at: 21 Tweets That Are Funny Because They're Fucking True.
7. Some people have been waiting for this day for a long time.
Not really how I imagined the second coming
While other people have been waiting for a completely different day, and are 100% prepared for it.
my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions mat… https://t.co/zWzJZPrWBs
You can find more tweets like this at: 37 Genius Tweets From 2017 That Broke The 50k Retweet Barrier.
8. In a world full of Carols...
hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
...Be a Winnie the Pooh.
reminder that winnie the pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too
You can find more tweets like this at: 24 Tweets About Food That'll Make Your Hungry Ass Chuckle Just A Little.
9. Some tweets are so good that they smashed through the 100K retweet barrier.
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
And honestly, it's what they deserve.
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
You can find more tweets like this at: 25 Tweets That Are So Damn Good They Got Over 100K Retweets.
10. All relationships have goals. This is my goal.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
And all relationships have secrets. I can't tell you if this is my secret though...
When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
You can find more tweets like this at: 27 Tweets That Will Make Women Piss Themselves Laughing.
11. Time is precious, so you don't want to waste it reading bad tweets.
Thanks for the clarification, Dad.
Which is OK because you can never regret these tweets.
yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
You can find more tweets like this at: 27 Hilarious Tweets You 100% Won't Regret Reading.
12. One word: Fuckboys.
nobody says "Wooooooow" longer than a guy who has been accused of something he did
But don't panic because Twitter's got your back.
The bachelor is just like real life except girls don't find out there's other contestants until about week 7 or 8
You can find more tweets like this at: 18 Tweets About Fuckboys That Are Way, Way Too Funny And Real.
13. Parent tweets make me feel a lot of ways.
*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go.
But they don't make me want to be an actual parent. Ever.
[trying to stop my toddler's tantrum in a restaurant] *harsh whisper* If you don't cut it out right now then there's nothing else I can do
You can find more tweets like this at: 27 Tweets That Will Make Parents Piss Themselves Laughing.
14. Some tweets raise more questions than anything.
I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help
Like this one... I knew there was a reason I don't fuck with hamsters.
???? is my hamster on crack
You can find more tweets like this at: 19 Tweets That Will Make You Say "I Have Some Questions".
15. And what's better than a relatable tweet?
Why did my momma make me think it was illegal to turn a light on in a car while you were driving throughout my whole childhood
Nothing. The answer is nothing.
Every voicemail I leave sounds like English is my second language.
You can find more tweets like this at: Just 23 Tweets That Are Way, Way, Way Too Relatable.