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27 Hilarious Tweets You 100% Won't Regret Reading

These tweets prove there is good in the world.

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Somebody on Craigslist has a cow for sale and accidentally typed my number as the contact number. This has been the… https://t.co/MUEN77cz92

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Delivery guy: Could I use your toilet? Me: Yes sure it's the door under the stairs. Delivery guy: Which one? Me: Er… https://t.co/GOtRgbkxsd

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Thanks for the clarification, Dad.

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I'm watching two crows fight over a toothbrush. Crows don't even have teeth, it's just capitalism making them want things they don't need

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Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women).

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the guy who brings his own lamp to the archives is back. when I asked him about it last time all he said back was "… https://t.co/k5wTRCck4k

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So my uncles who just got married are both named David and this is their cake 😂😂😂👏👌👬

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Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"

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me n andy r out for lunch look at the size of this pepper grinder lmfaoooooo

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Hahahaha my cousin posted this for his daughter's Christening but clearly got a bollocking from either his girlfrie… https://t.co/UsqUuzklSy

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The Telegraph have officially run out of things to attack millennials for

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yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

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A DOG SHOULD BE ABLE TO PURSUE WHATEVER CAREER IT DAMN WELL WANTS.

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My colleague ordered a custom stamp to save time on farewell cards.

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Was bummed that I failed my science test but then I stumbled on these barrels full of Fidget Spinners!

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I bought my mom a book on how to make tiny hats for cats yesterday and she just TEXTED ME THIS PICTURE

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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce I am finally getting rid of my confusing and racist microwave

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my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it… https://t.co/hjxeapKCI0

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My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much

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MY MOM DEADASS SENT THE OBAMAS A WEDDING INVITATION BACK IN MARCH AND JUST RECEIVED THIS IN THE MAIL. IM HOLLERING😂

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My dad takes pictures of the dogs at the houses he works on and posts them on his business' Facebook page as employ… https://t.co/Jlswd9fOFX

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Well, here's rural Nova Scotia in two pictures, taken a day apart. Photos by Andrew Killawee

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Congratulations to the happy couple!

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