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25 Tweets That Are So Damn Good They Got Over 100K Retweets

They're all deserving of their mega-viral status.

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"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.

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my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u

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We really sitting here on our phone scrolling on an app while we float through space on a dying rock

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Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"

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she took the midnight train going anywhere

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Thanks for the clarification, Dad.

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my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass......

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My dog saw a dog that looked exactly like her

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I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!??

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My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights

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So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head