We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the names they use for their rude bits. Here are some of their responses...
1. "The smaller breast is Jigglypuff and the larger Wigglytuff. I’ve always called my vagina Franny and imagined her as a tough old broad. She smokes, she’s been around the block, and for some reason she’s from Long Island."
2. "My vagina is Cleopatra and my boobs are Nefertitty and King Tit."
– kalzimme
3. "I named my boobs Lefty and The Hammer because those sound like wrestlers and I feel like they could fuck someone up if I hit them right."
4. "I named my vagina Dracarys after one of the dragons in Game of Thrones."
– orianan2
5. "Super kitty and the girls."
6. "I call my boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley."
– emgem
7. "My vagina is my Cookie. And my breasts I call Tostitos."
8. "I call a vagina a Puntang, or if its shaved I call it a Rufus."
– emmawarnert
9. "He’ll probably be mortified that I’ve said this, my husband calls his penis Mavis. Not the sexiest of names to say the least."
– alih26
10. "We named my husbands penis “Stewie” from the Family Guy episode where Stewie is in the womb, and says something like, “Today I counted an eleventh finger”."
– wendym9
11. "My right boob is "Beauty" and my left is "The Beast." I named them before I grew them, and it turns out that The Beast is about 1/3 cup size bigger than beauty. I'd say it was fate."
– Liana Rudin via Facebook
12. "I named my left boob Hyphotesis and the right one Scientific Method in fifth grade. The names stuck."
– Brenda Ardizzone via Facebook
13. "I love all things dinosaur so I call his penis either cockasaurus or the megalodong."
– kristinw4ce3b5f92
14. "I call my boyfriend’s testicles, “Bill and Ben the flower pot men”. I’m not even sure why…"
15. "My butt cheeks are Thunder and Lightning, and my butt as a whole is "The Hurricane." My left boob is George and my right boob is Francis, they're married."
– Carli DeLoach via Facebook
16. "My boobs are Jessica and Elizabeth because they're my Sweet Valley Twins."
– Beverley Carry via Facebook
17. "My boobs are collectively referred to as "the hounds." Whenever I get home, I take great delight in releasing the hounds."
– Erin Murray via Facebook
18. "Notorious V.A.G."
19. "Razzle, Dazzle, and The Black Panther."
– Twilisha Lynn McClelland via Facebook
20. "My boobs are called "The Hobbits" because they are small but nice."
– Amy Katrina Reichelt via Facebook
21. "My boobs are Fred and George."
– lesbica
22. "Penis: Pippa. Balls: the Middletons."
23. "I call my boobs The Kraken so that at the end of the day, when I take off my bra, I can say, “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”"
– a4a8eca6bb
24. "Justin Beaver. You’re welcome."
25. "I actually named my ovaries. Left one is Terry and right one is Joe."
– fionas4e594b2f2
26. "I refer to my vagina as my Tea Kettle. The latter has several terms to go with it (i.e, masturbating is “making myself a cup of tea”, sex is “tea for two”, etc). If I’ve ruined tea for you, I apologize."
27. "I tend to refer to my boobs as “The Giggle-y Mountains”."
– madelinet402f507fa
28. "Back before Pokémon Go was a thing, his dick was named Squirtle. When I catch a “big one” on the game, I crack up laughing and no one knows why."
29. "My boobs are named Chavonne and Cleopatra. Also my vagina is my doodly doo. And sex is doing the doodly doo. I'm really mature."
– Loy Weissman via Facebook
30. "My boobs are named Louis and Harry after the 1D boys. I don’t give a flying fuck as to how weird it is, It’s just something that stuck around from puberty."
31. "My boobs are Harry and Ron and my vagina is Hermione."
– emsighs
32. "My great grandpa called a vagina a “Clooney”. Needless to say, George Clooney always freaked me out."
33. “I call my Vagina Gates of Mordor.”
– laurenc4c0b21e2a
34. “My boyfriends’ penis is ‘Mr. Big Stuff’. We always sing the song too.”
– amandak4
35. “I call my vag Steve. Just a good strong name for a good strong vag.”
– coolcoolcoolana
36. “Husband’s man meat is Big Tex, balls are Pancho and Lefty. Boobs are Laverne and Shirley (Laverne’s on the left because “L”), and husband named my vagina Delilah because she’s so tempting. (It’s Biblical.)”
37. “I’ve named my naughty bits Georgia O’Queef.”
– reneer4a6b96f08
38. “I like to call my clitoris “Lil Dicky””
39. “My boyfriend calls his penis “Russell the Wonder Muscle”.”
– a42b917ef0
40. “One of my friends calls his penis David Schwimmer because he says it’s not anything special but it gets the job done.”
41. “I call my boyfriend’s dick nostracockus.”
– m4c0b94cec
42. “We were joking about what to call my boyfriend’s penis and I thought that the best way to honor our fallen leader would be to name his penis Harambe. Harambe literally means “working together” and believe me, I put my boyfriend’s Harambe to work.”
– turnup
43. “My ex would call it his Pecker. To tell me he was in the mood he’d say, “my Pecker just twitched.” Turned me OFF every single time.”
– hm570782
44. “Im a transguy. My prosthetic is named Ol’ Whitey.”
45. “My vagina is called Her Vadgesty, because obviously she’s the Queen.”
– nursedonnie2013
46. “I call my Penis Mr Pointy.”
47. “My vagina is called Richard. As in Clit Richard.”
– honeys440915f48