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Slapping the clitoris like youâre trying to swat a fly. Hate it.
But, ya know, some people donât.
If anyone, male or female, is doing stuff you donât like, tell them. Either tell them straight, like âplease donât do that,â or you can go with the âI prefer when you touch me *here*ââŠÂ
My ex dumped me at my parents doorstep one week before our first wedding anniversary with not much more than an âIâm sorry, I donât want to be married any more.â Totally out of the blue, I had no idea anything was wrong.
A few days after our anniversary, just over a week later heâŠÂ
All these âyou never know when youâll need a bat!!â comments. When have you needed a bat?! The paranoia is...something. Iâve lived with my husband for 20 years, he used to keep a heavy old guitar neck with the machine heads still in it under the bed âjust in case.â And I hated it.âŠÂ
I have a little dead girl decoration that my husband hates too. I move her around the house every few weeks. He gets up at 4am to go to work and on the days that she moves, I wake up extra early to listen out for his screams and cursing, which lucky for me always turn into laughterâŠÂ
For five years I had been experiencing debilitating heavy periods. Like, double protection, having to change hourly, bleeding through my clothes twice a day heavy. I went to the doctor at least twice a year because of them and was told that I was probably just menopausal (at 38, probablyâŠÂ
I had a thing with a guy in his late 50s when I was in my early 30s. It lasted a few years. He paid for everything. Fancy dinners, luxury hotels, designer clothes...I honestly had a blast, as well as the absolute best sex of my life. He liked it if I looked a certain way, he likedâŠÂ
Switch to reusable menstrual products. Iâm SO into my menstrual cup, I changed about 5 years ago and I shouldâve done it sooner but I realise not everyone finds them comfortable, physically or even psychologically because of the ewww factor, and if thatâs the case then please tryâŠÂ
An ex of mine, his brother (who was also an ex...I know, I know...) used to share a bed with his male best friend quite often. I thought it was odd at first but the more time I had to think about it, and the more I got to see their friendship dynamic...dude, it was just adorable.âŠÂ
Bladerunner, Titanic, Moulin Rouge, Lord Of The Rings, pretty much all Avengers movies except Ant Man and Ragnarok which are actually super fun, and bloody Inception. And what else is boring, is being told by Nolan fanboys (because theyâre always boys) that Iâm just not intelligentâŠÂ
Went to see Wreck It Ralph with my kids, behind us was a very young child, probably aged three at the most. The middle part when Vanellope builds a car, and Ralph smashes it to bits, while cinema was quiet but this kid stood up, cheered âhooray!!â at the top of their voice and thenâŠÂ
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