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I had a profile pic of my legs encased in thick black tights, wearing Docs, showing them off cos they were new for my birthday. Just standing, both feet flat on the floor, legs together, knee length skirt on. I got a message from a stranger detailing what he would do to me if I was… Read More

Coco broke me. I still can’t watch that without sobbing at the end, such a beautiful movie. Spirited Away is the other one that gets me. When Chihiro is riding Haku and she remembers his real name, and he changes from the beautiful dragon into white petals, it doesn’t matter that… Read More

Years ago, I arranged the office party at a fancy pizza place, then we were gonna move on to a club somewhere else. Thing is, when our party arrived at the restaurant, our table wasn’t ready so they gave us a few free bottles of wine while we waited. I’ve always had a ridiculously… Read More

Fuckin Ross and Rachel. He was jealous and controlling, that’s a given but they were both equally dismissive of each other’s careers and didn’t support each other in any possible way at all. Also, Jim and Pam. He was awful to her. He was secretive, he didn’t consult her on any big… Read More

Angela and Dwight, still married, HUNDREDS of kids. Holly and Michael, still married, Michael is a YouTube motivational speaker type person, gets millions of views but is unaware that people are laughing at him. Bob and Phyllis, still together but deep into the swinging lifestyle.… Read More

Maybe 10 years ago, I needed a new bag. Money was tight, so I needed one that would last so I figured a hard wearing leather one would do the trick. I looked everywhere and the only one I could find that I liked was close to £100. I asked the husband if he could buy it for me (stay… Read More

The Borderlands (I believe it’s called Final Prayer in the US). Found it on Netflix but I’m not sure it’s still on there. It’s a found footage thing featuring a priest who is sent by the Vatican to a rural village in England to investigate reports of strange phenomena and see if they… Read More

Good lord, they all look SO beautiful. And then you get to USA. It looks like he heard the “costume” part of national costume, but not the rest. It looks like he’s been told to turn up in fancy dress because everyone else will be, but it turns out he’s the only one in fancy dress.… Read More

The henna is great. I used it years ago but it didn’t do a whole lot so I was disappointed. Tried it again a few months ago and now I’m older and have more *ahem* natural highlights, it’s beautiful. I use the rouge and it absolutely lights up when the sun shines on it. Also, Dads… Read More

I knew immediately. He had been employed in the place I worked while I took some time off, and I went in one day and there he was and it was like instant, pit of my stomach, butterflies, sweaty palms, everything. I 100% knew I would end up marrying him. Fast forward a few months,… Read More