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Slapping the clitoris like you’re trying to swat a fly. Hate it. But, ya know, some people don’t. If anyone, male or female, is doing stuff you don’t like, tell them. Either tell them straight, like “please don’t do that,” or you can go with the “I prefer when you touch me *here*”… Read More

My ex dumped me at my parents doorstep one week before our first wedding anniversary with not much more than an “I’m sorry, I don’t want to be married any more.” Totally out of the blue, I had no idea anything was wrong. A few days after our anniversary, just over a week later he… Read More

All these “you never know when you’ll need a bat!!” comments. When have you needed a bat?! The paranoia is...something. I’ve lived with my husband for 20 years, he used to keep a heavy old guitar neck with the machine heads still in it under the bed “just in case.” And I hated it.… Read More

I have a little dead girl decoration that my husband hates too. I move her around the house every few weeks. He gets up at 4am to go to work and on the days that she moves, I wake up extra early to listen out for his screams and cursing, which lucky for me always turn into laughter… Read More

For five years I had been experiencing debilitating heavy periods. Like, double protection, having to change hourly, bleeding through my clothes twice a day heavy. I went to the doctor at least twice a year because of them and was told that I was probably just menopausal (at 38, probably… Read More

I had a thing with a guy in his late 50s when I was in my early 30s. It lasted a few years. He paid for everything. Fancy dinners, luxury hotels, designer clothes...I honestly had a blast, as well as the absolute best sex of my life. He liked it if I looked a certain way, he liked… Read More

Switch to reusable menstrual products. I’m SO into my menstrual cup, I changed about 5 years ago and I should’ve done it sooner but I realise not everyone finds them comfortable, physically or even psychologically because of the ewww factor, and if that’s the case then please try… Read More

An ex of mine, his brother (who was also an ex...I know, I know...) used to share a bed with his male best friend quite often. I thought it was odd at first but the more time I had to think about it, and the more I got to see their friendship dynamic...dude, it was just adorable.… Read More

Bladerunner, Titanic, Moulin Rouge, Lord Of The Rings, pretty much all Avengers movies except Ant Man and Ragnarok which are actually super fun, and bloody Inception. And what else is boring, is being told by Nolan fanboys (because they’re always boys) that I’m just not intelligent… Read More

Went to see Wreck It Ralph with my kids, behind us was a very young child, probably aged three at the most. The middle part when Vanellope builds a car, and Ralph smashes it to bits, while cinema was quiet but this kid stood up, cheered “hooray!!” at the top of their voice and then… Read More