Response to What Do You Call Your Penis, Boobs, Or Vagina?:
My breasts were named by my first boyfriend. We were both way into Pokemon at the time (and still are!). One of mine is slightly larger than the other, as breasts are want to do, so he started calling the smaller Jigglypuff and the larger Wigglytuff. I’ve always called my vagina Franny and imagined her as a tough old broad. She smokes, she’s been around the block enough to have a corner store named after her, and for some reason she’s from Long Island.
Cutting it. Buzzing it hella short. That helped.