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The Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time

Lol imagine if newborns sucked on the flanges like straws 😂😂😂

13 year old me spent days learning the words, and over 20 years later, I’ve still got it

Y’all are snoozing in Norwegian brunost. It’s a brown goat cheese, because the milk proteins are caramelized. And yes, it tastes like caramel with that lovely goat cheese tang. Heavenly with some Warm bread, salty butter and good lam

Agree, but really because I HATE cardamom, and Swedish pastries are very heavy on cardamom

Here’s something I didn’t think about until I had a boy... It’s important to keep the umbilical cord clean and dry, so it doesn’t get infected. Well, penises can move when peeing, and my glorious son managed to pee on his umbilical cord for a week without us noticing and it got (very… Read More

The Color Purple definitely takes place during the early 1900s. Now I’m imagining a new wave style Shug Avery 🙅‍♀️

Jojo?

«Satan i gatan» is where it’s at!

Amy got milk with her cafeteria lunch. She took a drink and it was curdled. She puked everywhere.