In college I had a girl sitting on my lap, topless, no bra, complaining that she couldn’t find any good men. I never touched her because I thought she was just complaining and needed a sympathetic ear. It wasn’t until years later that she told me that she’d never felt less sexy nor…Â
I’ll mail you my tofu, all yours. I hate raw tomatoes and used to give them to a guy in my office if they came on anything. I despise throwing out perfectly good food and was glad Frank ate them.
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