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Yeah, geez, I wonder why?

One paper goes in the front window to show the headlines. Inside is a stack of the newspapers for sale. You put the change in the slot and the door latch releases so you can take the newspaper you purchased.

Medieval. They labeled it as mid evil.

Robert, you are a national treasure.

Nah man, these are funny because they're relatable and true.

Suicide by ligature

I was like 10 when this song was popular and it used to freak me out that my dad liked it so much. Like... are my parents gonna run away?

Is this supposed to be a haiku?

My little girl is a border collie named Frolic. My great grandpa had a dog named Frolic and I saw her picture in a family photo album. My dad told me how sweet she was and how much he loved her when he was a boy, so I joke that it's a family name.

I have been playing the same level of eco the dolphin for three years because I refuse to ruin the story by looking up where the exit is.