17 Pregnant Women Whose Dreams Will Make You Say, "What In The Actual Fuck?"

    You can't make this stuff up.

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about the craziest pregnancy dream they've ever had and the responses were, well, crazy:

    1. "I dreamed that I gave birth to a litter of kittens, and when I tried to breastfeed them, vanilla soft serve came out of my boobs!"

    2. "I had a recurring dream that I was keeping my baby in a backpack in my room, and I would go in periodically and feed it chocolates."

    3. "I had a dream that my former boss gave me a car seat as a baby shower gift, only for me to realize she was using it to smuggle blood diamonds into the country."

    4. "After eating a ridiculous amount of Mexican food, I had a dream that I was pregnant with a burrito/baby hybrid. It looked exactly like a burrito but when you held it, you could feel it breathing."

    5. "I had a dream that I had a vagina and a penis, and I had sex with myself."

    6. "I dreamed that my baby was the Godzilla of babies. When he reached 40 feet tall, he reached down, picked me up, and swallowed me whole."

    7. "I dreamed that I had a t-shirt gun that shot dodge balls, and I was traveling through my childhood neighborhood shooting old people with them."

    8. "I went in for an ultrasound and discovered that it wasn't a human inside me. It was a raccoon!"

    9. "I dreamed that I was having sex with a gumball machine."

    10. "I was in the Hunger Games, the arena was Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, and I couldn't save Augustus Gloop from the chocolate river."

    11. "I was being chased by evil onions."

    12. "I had a dream that I gave birth to a corn on the cob. My friend kept telling me that it was totally normal and that the baby would grow out of that stage."

    13. "My newborn walked into my house and yelled at me because I had no plan for how I was going to pay for his college education."

    14. "I was in a ritzy nursing home eating brunch with Prince Harry and Allison Janney, when an atomic bomb dropped on us mid-meal, and we calmly left on a helicopter."

    15. "I dreamed that I received a text from an unknown number that said, 'Can you get me Spam?' I replied, 'Who is this?' and they texted back rudely, 'Just get me Spam.'

    16. "I had a dream that Al Qaeda was coming to take my brother. Because he had grown a beard, they thought he was lost and couldn't find his way home."

    17. "I lived in a huge mansion and Chris Hemsworth was my gardener. He walked over to me with no shirt on...and I fired him. Apparently, he was shit at gardening."

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    Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.