This is Linus our basset hound. He’s actually sleeping in this picture. He’s got so much extra skin that when he rolls into his back it looks like this..
So, one time I was walking through the mall with my son, who was five at the time. I see him chewing and I’m like “I didn’t give him anything to eat, wth?” So, I say “hey, what’s in your mouth?” He says “gum”. I say “where’d you get the gum?” He says “off the floor in the ladies room”.…
Christopher Reeves as Superman. So strong, so wholesome, so tall. I spent much of my childhood and early adolescence wanting to be Lois Lane and fly around the city with him.
I grew up in the mid-80s and I wouldn’t even know where to start when listing all of the things my parents did that I would never do with my own kids. But the list would include: riding in the car with no seatbelts (honestly laying across the back windshield was the best!), my parents…
Not really rule per se, but I opted to walk down the aisle to The Beatles “Across the Universe” on the arm of my brother rather than the traditional “here comes the bride” and dad thing. I’m super close with my brother and not so much with dad, and who doesn’t love The Beatles?
My mom, in her very NJ accent, would tell us “youse guys are crusin’ for a brusin’”. It wasn’t funny when we were kids, because it usually meant an ass-whooping was imminent, but as an adults, my brothers and I crack up about it.
I work in a medical building that has an oncology suite and it’s awful when a patient you’ve seen everyday for months and then they stops coming because they’ve lost their battle with cancer. It’s a weird in-between kind of sadness..you’ve had a relationship with these people, talked…
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