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Nothing says "we're emotionally mature adults in a healthy relationship" like taking your shit to AITA.

If you're not dressed like circa 2010 Lady Gaga on acid, you're not doing Met Gala right. Go home and get weirder.

My college roommate actually made fun of me for buying and reading the required textbooks.

I'm an American who's frequently being asked by other Americans, in the U.S., to lower my voice. Between living with my 80-year-old mother and combat veteran boyfriend (guns and explosives are loud and damage the hearing with repeated exposure), I'm used to yelling at home. Sorry.… Read More

I don't remember how squirrels came up in conversation when I was in Chile, but the locals I was with went bananas over the word and kept asking me to repeat it and trying to say it themselves. It was fun.

I once had one member of a group of Italian tourists walk up to me, demand directions to the Empire State Building, then walk back to her group after getting them without saying thank you. I said "Damn, those people were rude," not "Damn, Italians are rude."

"it's mostly to do with how they dress" When I said that's how I could often spot a European tourist in New York, I was roundly mocked.

When asked where we were from by a lady we met in a pub in Galway and replied "the U.S.," she said "Well, OBVIOUSLY. Where in the U.S.?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because if she's learned anything from her boy Donny, it's "when you fucked up, double down."

One simple way to identify if someone's opinion is worth a fuck: they don't give a shit what socks you're wearing.