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21 Cool Cool Cool "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Gifts That Belong On Every Superfan's Wishlist

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1. A Captain Holt Christmas card that'll surely garner a reaction that's equally as overjoyed as Holt's.

A card with a straight-faced Holt in a Santa hat that says "It is Christmas I am ecstatic."
GrizzlyPaperCraft/Etsy

Promising review: "Such a great card. High quality paper and quick delivery." — Tina

Get it from GrizzlyPaperCraft on Etsy $4.05+.

2. A super toit cast T-shirt that Gina would definitely rock, because she totally looks like the human form of the 💯 emoji on it.

A tee with the logo and drawings of the main cast's faces
SmallShirtDesigns/Etsy

Get it from SmallShirtDesigns on Etsy for $19.00+ (available in sizes XS–3X and in ten colors).

3. A handmade tote bag featuring every member of the Nine-Nine's iconic squad.

Minimalist art of the whole team on a canvas tote
SoohieArt/Etsy

Get it from SoohieArt on Etsy for $19.53 (available in two colors).

4. A stylish cotton tee that's just as cool cool cool as Jake Peralta himself.

a tee with "cool" repeating text in the background with jake peralta in the front wearing glasses that say "noice" on one eye and "toit" on the other
ADZdesigns/Etsy

Promising review: "I bought this shirt for my brother, as a Christmas gift. It was perfect! He loved it and it fits perfectly!" — Rebecca van den Herik

Get it from ADZdesigns on Etsy for $15.00+ (available in sizes S–3XL, in three styles, and in five colors).

5. A replica of Gina's iconic "Gina Knows Best" hoodie from the "Halloween IV" episode.

A black hoodie saying "Gina Knows Best" in white text
NBC Store / NBC

Get it from NBC Store for $42.95 (available in sizes S–3XL).

6. A Hitchcock and Scully mug perfect to give to your pal who truly gets your love of snacks and long, long naps.

A mug that says "you're the hitchcock" with a drawing of him on one side and "to my scully" with a drawing of him on the other side
Deskjobgifts/Etsy

Note: Due to delayed shipping times, delivery will take between three to six days after ordering.

Get it from Deskjobgifts on Etsy for $16.74+ (available individually or as a set).

7. A customizable soy and beeswax candle inspired by Gina, because everyone needs a little Linetti confidence boost now and then.

A candle that says the Gina quote "The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it."
RaxeiraCandleCo/Etsy

Get it from RaxeiraCandleCo on Etsy for $20.95 (available in 15 scents).

8. A waterproof Jake and Amy sticker perfect for laptops, water bottles, and notebooks to remind everyone that Peraltiago is ~the~ ultimate ship.

A minimalist sticker of jake handing amy a bouquet of flowers
ShopTrimmings/Etsy

Get it from ShopTrimmings on Etsy for $4.49.

9. A set of printable Brooklyn Nine-Nine coloring pages I'm convinced Amy would perfectly organize into binders and give the whole squad for Christmas:

Hand drawn coloring pages of Jake and Doug singing, Rosa questioning someone, and the whole squad at the first Halloween Heist
Skeletondraw/Etsy

Promising review: "Bought as a gift, easy to download and print! Great options of being a booklet which I went with. Really well-drawn and can’t wait to give it to the recipient!" — Emma

Get it from Skeletondraw on Etsy for $4.79.

10. A falling glitter iPhone case that'll no doubt no doubt no doubt get tons of compliments.

A clear phone case with silver glitter and ombre text reading, "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt"
TheLocalShop1/Etsy

Get it from TheLocalShop1 on Etsy for $22.51 (available in three sizes and in two colors).

11. A "Friends Play Brooklyn Nine-Nine" card game that combines the fun of Cards Against Humanity and the genius of Brooklyn Nine-Nine to create a game worthy of being played at the Jimmy Jabs.

A question card reading, "[blank]: the title of your sex tape" and four answer cards that say "perfectly placed nipples," "hoola hooping holt," handing out STDs for my wedding," and "getting upstaged by sgt. peanut butter"
GiraffeKingGames/Etsy

Get it from GiraffeKingGames on Etsy for $30.99.

12. A "Title of your sextape" T-shirt that Amy would *totally* get Jake for Christmas (along with a Diehard shirt, of course).

A T-shirt with a stack of mixtapes on it all labeled with sex tape jokes from the show like "i'm sorry about tonight" and "kind, sober, and fully dressed"
CancelCulture/Etsy

Promising review: "The item shipped super fast and matched the pictures and description exactly. Would order from this shop again." — CaptainK04

Get it from CancelCulture on Etsy for $26.44+ (originally $34.87+; available in sizes S–4XL and in 11 colors).

13. A semi-matte sticker of everyone's favorite Brooklyn badass, Rosa Diaz.

A minimalist drawing of Rosa Diaz with an axe that says, "what kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"
DaisyDesignsByDana/Etsy

Get it from DaisyDesignsByDana on Etsy for $3.50.

14. A soft, baby-knit T-shirt featuring one of Jake's iconic catchphrases in a ~cool~, low key style.

T-shirt styled like a "thank you" bag that says jake's "cool cool, no doubt" quote
TheTexasTees/Etsy

Get it from TheTexasTees on Etsy for $15.99+ (originally 26.65+; available in sizes S–3XL and in five colors).

15. A minimalist digital art print that showcases the Nine-Nine crew in a subtle, ~aesthetically pleasing~ way:

A minimalist drawing of Boyle, Scully, Amy, Holt, Jake, Rosa, Terry, and Hitchcock
ArtsByJessN/Etsy

Get it from ArtsByJessN on Etsy for $4.88.

16. A gold hard enamel pin of the most important member of the Nine-Nine, Cheddar the corgi.

A small enamel pin of cheddar the dog sitting in holt's chair with his name tag on the desk
HashleyArt/Etsy

Promising review: "This was the perfect gift — my boyfriend loves it! Thank you so much." — Courteney Noonan

Get it from HashleyArt on Etsy for $10.58.

17. A Halloween Heist trophy mug to remind your favorite person that they are, in fact, an Amazing Human/Genius.

A police badge design on a mug that says "amazing detective slash genius"
DaisyDesignsByDana/Etsy

Get it from DaisyDesignsByDana on Etsy for $13.00+ (available in two sizes).

18. A bright, glossy key chain that'll make finding misplaced keys feel a little less like detective work.

A minimalist drawing of Jake with the word "noice" over his face, on a yellow background and attached to a key ring
HashleyArt/Etsy

Get it from HashleyArt on Etsy for $11.16.

19. An engraved pencil set featuring some of the show's most iconic quotes, including "human form of the 100 emoji," "yippee kayak, other buckets," and "cool motive, still murder."

Pencil with quotes like "vindication!," "noine noine!" and "cool motive, still muder"
ThatsMrsLaserToYou/Etsy

Promising review: "These pencils are beautiful! My daughter is absolutely thrilled with them. High quality, fast shipping and just the sweetest note in the box." — Kristin Wissig

Get them from ThatsMrsLaserToYou on Etsy for $10.

20. A cozy cotton tee that doubles as a Halloween Heist trophy.

A crewneck tee that says "ultimate detective/human/genius" in small text and "halloween heist champ" "99" in large text
UrbanTeeFarm/Etsy

Promising review: "This shirt is so soft and looks AMAZING. They shipped it the day after I ordered it so it came in quick and I love it :)" —Rachel Gillette

Get it from UrbanTeeFarm on Etsy for $22.99 (available in sizes XS–2XL and in nine colors).

21. And finally, a colorful ceramic quote mug Boyle would definitely make for Jake *AND* himself.

A black mug that says "cool, cool, cool, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt" in ombre text
TheLocalShop1/Etsy

Get it from TheLocalShop1 on Etsy for $13.52 (originally $15.90).

That feeling when they unwrap "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" merch:

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